“I Photograph My Man’s Penis to Stop Him From Cheating”

Yeah. You read that title right.

On yesterday’s episode of the Steve Harvey show, there was a segment called, “Is It Weird?” Guests with quirks ‘fess up and ask Harvey, a couple experts, and of course, the audience, if what they do is normal or abnormal.

Today’s guest though?

Bonkers.  (You can watch below.)

Meet Jeanne. She’s white, late 30s/ early 40s, blonde (wig?) and has been in a relationship for 7 years with “he most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen. Women just flock to him. He has a very charming personality. He could have a lot of women if he wants to.”

For the first 3 years of the relationship, Jeanne used to flip out when her man was out of the house, blowing up his phone and sitting home wondering if he was up to something. This was (obviously) causing tension between them, so together THEY came up with a plan to chill her out.

Jeanne: “I get a marker out and sign his private parts and then take a picture of it. He can go enjoy his guy time. I can enjoy my evening and not stress. and he comes home, he shows it to me. and I look at the camera and it has to match.”

Ma’am?  Really?

Steve and clinical psychologist John Duffy, one of the experts that day, practically fell out.

Steve: When you say you sign it, what do you put on it?

Jeanne (straight face): My name.

Oh, and this has been going on for four years

Sigh.

This is obviously insane. And Dr. Tiffanie Davis Henry, the other expert, hit the bottomline: “Why go through all of that for someone you don’t trust?”

*throws church fan*

Check out the full segment below: